Current Issue – Sci-Fi Lampoon Magazine

Kevin Brown, Kingdom Come……………………………………………………………pg.7
Red Charles, Deliver……….………………………………………………………………pg.14
Professor MAD, What to Do If Your Event Horizon Erection Lasts More Than a Minute…………………………………………………………….….………………………pg.18
Alex Wright, Omitted, With Respect……..…………………………………………..pg.20
Allen Lang, Gas Pains……….……………………………………….……………….……pg.26
Alex Kingsley, the Strange Garden……….…………………….……………….……pg.29
Michael Balletti, Field Trip……….…………………………….…………………..…..pg. 39
Ian K. & M. Frank Owen, Space Cat……….………………………………………….pg.40
David Hann, Abduction………..…………………………………………………………pg.41
Marie-Jessique Gonzalez, When They Come For Me……….…………………pg.51
Elizabeth Davis, Minutes From The Meeting Of The Occult Dark Followers Of The Immoveable King, August 2018……….…………………………………….pg.52
Michael James, Minimum Sage……….………………………………………………pg.56
Joseph Darlington, The Church of the First Horseman……….………………pg.59
J. David Thayer, Regnal Riddles Gone Awry……….…………………………….pg.66
Mike Morgan, Food For Thought……….……………………………………………..pg.70
Steve Bailey, The Confetti Chucker……….…………………………………………pg.81
Robert Balentine, Jr., The Greatest Writer in the History of Earth,
Now and Forevermore……….…………………………………………………………..pg.90
Gustavo Bondoni, Horned Helmets of the Cross……….………………………pg.93
Hamilton Kohl, A Few Words About Tansmogrification………………….pg.111
Geoff Habiger, The Reveal……….……………………………………………………pg.121
Richard S. Crawford, ARKHAM HOUSE RULES……….……………………….pg.127
Lorraine Schein, Unicorn Shit……….………………………………………………..pg.132
Caity Stott, Lawn and Ornament: Fowl Play……….…………………………….pg.133
Carl E. Reed, Nom Nom: The Statement of the Doom Ship John D. Rockefeller to the Intergalactic Council of 40……….………..……………….pg.134
Gary Battershell, A Quiet Life……….………………………………………………..pg.140
Emily Smith, Exercising Demons……….………………………………………….pg.152
Mary Crosbie, Axed You Nicely……….……………………………………………..pg.154
Bill Harvey, the Odds……………………………………………………………………..pg.157
Margret A. Treiber, Grove Park……….…………………………………………….pg.158
Author Bios……….…………………………………………………………………………pg.163