Cover by Professor MAD
Letter from the Editor Margret Treiber……….……………………………2
Number from the Publisher I.C. Kreisberg……………………………………5
UFOMG APRIL KELLY……………………………………………………………8
The Final Joke R2 LASKY…………………………………………………………13
Pirate Radio CHARLES CHIN………………….…………………………………14
Trapped Robot SYLVAIN DAUDIER……………………………………………26
Mr. Lucky MICK BENDEROTH……………………………….………………..27
The Game GrEG SCHWARTZ……………………..…………………………….30
Karenthotep MARGARET A. TREIBER…….…………………………………..32
We’ve Been Through a Lot Lately LOGAN EMBERS..….……………………38
Of Wands and Biggleworts DAVID IAN..………………………………….…..40
Luke Mall Walker LANNIE PIHAJLIC…………………………………….…..43
Gentleman Inquisitator, and the Terror of the Urinator DAVID A. HEWITT……….…..44
In the Flying Car SYLVAIN DAUDIER…………………………………….…..65
Catching Up SPENCER OREY…………………………………………………..66
Garbage In, Garbage Out Robert Runté…………………………….……69
I’m With Stupid BILL THOMAS…………………………………………………73
Human-2.0 PROC (Human Translation) Q.R. ESTEE………………..…..…..74
Fork in the Road Robert walton……………………………………..…..75
The Monster Dealer ALEC LOWNES……………………………………..…..78
Green Noir Ian K………………………………………………………………..…..82
Divided We Stand MIKE MORGAN……………………………………………104
I See What You’ll Do There CHRIStopher J. Burke………………….112
Top Secret Memorandum Professor MAD……………………………….125